How is it that we have 5,421 bibs in this house, yet I cannot ever find a clean one at lunchtime? Seriously.
I cannot be bothered to figure out this great mystery. Certainly no one would expect me to simply manage the clean bib stock. Tra la LA.
So instead, I just made more bibs. You know, to have on hand. Because if we have 5,428 bibs in the house, surely I will be able to find a clean one when I need it. Right?